Well, I don’t know why anyone would celebrate a day set aside for glorifying dirt.

Mostly, it seems to me, the day is intended to celebrate human pain and suffering. It seems a day set aside to flaunt consumption and avarice by pretending not to, while a third of the world suffers burning dung to cook their food, that they worked all day to get and prepare, just so their children wouldn’t starve while they sat with nothing in the dark.